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  • Fuck you. You know how much of a turn off vampires are for guys

    Submitted by semondemon on Mar 18, 10 at 12:05am
  • 1:11 is correct. vampires do not have fangs. and by vampires, i mean well-written ones that aren't watered down effeminate sparkly crap. see Lestat/Louis or Dracula for the former.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 2:57pm
  • skip the kissing and save the "surprise" for the blow job.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 12:43pm
  • @semondemon, speak fo your self muthafuka

    Submitted by isy on May 19, 10 at 7:33pm
  • Dear 1:11~ Douchenozzle?? I LOVE it! I'm so gonna use that!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 2:21pm
  • i dont think jeff tries to be funny but rather states why the text is supposed to be funny. when the text is lame the analysis is also lame

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 12:28pm
  • MORE IMPORTANTLY: My man likes it when I bite his neck with my vampire teeth in. Kissing and blowjobs aren't all that different from normal, though.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 12:56am
  • 1:11. U are an idiot because twilight vampires do not have fangs. If ur going to say someone is wrong, u should make sure of it first

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 2:39pm
  • How sad! I thought there was only 1 Jeff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 12:05pm
  • 12:18 Twilight sucked, but the vampires DO have fangs. Read up or something. At least get your hateration on right, ya douchnozzle.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 1:11pm
  • First Jeff post was funny but not 2nd I think first Jeff is real one

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 12:09pm
  • Really , Jeff? 2 posts?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 12:01pm
  • As in multiple dudes?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 11:59am
  • omfg I am too!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 12:06pm
  • you need to be giving them BJ's with your vampire teeth on

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 5:14pm
  • You all suck. Bitches that will kiss an asshole with fake teeth should date my grandpa

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 8:34pm
  • first jeff is a fake, nice try but no ! at the end

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 12:03pm
  • Oh I get it! It's funny because she is excited to see what kissing is like with a pair of vampire teeth in! -Jeff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 12:00pm
  • BACON IS GOOD FOR ME

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 1:01pm
  • If i were going as a vampire I would most def skip the kissing and be giving lots of blow jobs 12:43. Love, Roxy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 1:17pm
  • theres so many things wrong with Twilight....its politically incorrect....regardless if its a movie thats make believe....they just throw out tons of BS. How you Sepose to get a Hard On If there is no blood traveling through your veins??????? fuck that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 3:50pm
  • how much you wanna bet this person was a twilight type vampire instead of a dracula type vampire? or in other words a fake vampire instead of a real vampire

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 3:20pm
  • Haha I love halloween

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 11:51am
  • 1:46 HAHAHAHAHHA CALM DOWN :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 2:23pm
  • They end up getting in the way/ falling out. Not anywhere close to being sexy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 12:27pm
  • I wish YOU would grow the fuck up and realize Twilight IS STUPID BULLSHIT AND EDWARD IS NOT REAL. Lonely teenage girls, go crawl in a small hole without enough breathing room.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 1:46am
  • These Halloween texts are funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 12:27pm
  • hahah wow I can't eitherrrrr hahahh I'm being a vampire and yeahso we match!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 11:52am
  • That's cool, but I wouldn't kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 4:08am
  • I LOOOOOVE twilight <3 it is amazing. I wish people would grow up and stop hating on it!! Seriously grow up and MOVE ON! :) Thanks, Jo

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 11:47pm
  • Will the real jef please stand up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 12:07pm
  • You wanna know how I got these scars? -Joker

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 1:01pm
  • ...that's stupid. slut.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 4:55pm
  • Get with the trend people, vampires don't have fangs anymoore. Per twilight

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 12:18pm
  • Well it depends if it's the cheap vamp teeth you get from those claw machines take them out if it's the ones from costume stores that are just fangs you kinda glue to your teeth you're good so long as the person don't want tongue or mind getting there's scraped a bit haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 9:54am
  • Vampires are satainic. Sincerely, David Schulberg

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 3:59pm
  • If ur calling them "dudes" u woulnt b getting any kissing honey

    Submitted by pinkberribaby on Feb 27, 11 at 10:20pm
  • what you really need to do is stick the vampire teeth in your pussy before they drill you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 5:15pm
  • Oh I get it! It's funny because she has fake teeth in and wants to surprise the first guy she kisses. -Jeff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 12:00pm
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