i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
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Fuck you. You know how much of a turn off vampires are for guys
1:11 is correct. vampires do not have fangs. and by vampires, i mean well-written ones that aren't watered down effeminate sparkly crap. see Lestat/Louis or Dracula for the former.
skip the kissing and save the "surprise" for the blow job.
i dont think jeff tries to be funny but rather states why the text is supposed to be funny. when the text is lame the analysis is also lame
@semondemon, speak fo your self muthafuka
Dear 1:11~ Douchenozzle?? I LOVE it! I'm so gonna use that!
MORE IMPORTANTLY: My man likes it when I bite his neck with my vampire teeth in. Kissing and blowjobs aren't all that different from normal, though.
1:11. U are an idiot because twilight vampires do not have fangs. If ur going to say someone is wrong, u should make sure of it first
How sad! I thought there was only 1 Jeff
12:18 Twilight sucked, but the vampires DO have fangs. Read up or something. At least get your hateration on right, ya douchnozzle.
First Jeff post was funny but not 2nd I think first Jeff is real one
Really , Jeff? 2 posts?
As in multiple dudes?
omfg I am too!!!!!!!!!!
first jeff is a fake, nice try but no ! at the end
you need to be giving them BJ's with your vampire teeth on
You all suck. Bitches that will kiss an asshole with fake teeth should date my grandpa
Oh I get it! It's funny because she is excited to see what kissing is like with a pair of vampire teeth in!
BACON IS GOOD FOR ME
If i were going as a vampire I would most def skip the kissing and be giving lots of blow jobs 12:43.
theres so many things wrong with Twilight....its politically incorrect....regardless if its a movie thats make believe....they just throw out tons of BS. How you Sepose to get a Hard On If there is no blood traveling through your veins??????? fuck that
how much you wanna bet this person was a twilight type vampire instead of a dracula type vampire? or in other words a fake vampire instead of a real vampire
They end up getting in the way/ falling out. Not anywhere close to being sexy.
Haha I love halloween
1:46 HAHAHAHAHHA CALM DOWN :)
I wish YOU would grow the fuck up and realize Twilight IS STUPID BULLSHIT AND EDWARD IS NOT REAL. Lonely teenage girls, go crawl in a small hole without enough breathing room.
These Halloween texts are funny
I LOOOOOVE twilight <3 it is amazing. I wish people would grow up and stop hating on it!! Seriously grow up and MOVE ON! :)
hahah wow I can't eitherrrrr hahahh I'm being a vampire and yeahso we match!!!!!
That's cool, but I wouldn't kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
...that's stupid. slut.
You wanna know how I got these scars?
Get with the trend people, vampires don't have fangs anymoore. Per twilight
Well it depends
if it's the cheap vamp teeth you get from those claw machines take them out
if it's the ones from costume stores that are just fangs you kinda glue to your teeth you're good
so long as the person don't want tongue or mind getting there's scraped a bit haha
Will the real jef please stand up
Vampires are satainic.
Sincerely, David Schulberg
If ur calling them "dudes" u woulnt b getting any kissing honey
what you really need to do is stick the vampire teeth in your pussy before they drill you
Oh I get it! It's funny because she has fake teeth in and wants to surprise the first guy she kisses.