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what?
penguin condom
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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