I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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