Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
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dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
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you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
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