then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
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Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
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my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
pray to the hookup gods
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