He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
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His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
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You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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