Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
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Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
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IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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