I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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