To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
even my farts smell like vagina
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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