She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
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