You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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