im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
We're hate flirting, damnit.
Randomize
