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  • 71 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 5:47pm

    This is not an asshole move at all! If you're going to have children you want them to be healthy and have some qualities you value. I broke up with a guy after 2 years because it was getting serious but he was just naturally over weight. I didnt want children with weight problems so I found someone with a body type more like mine to pass on. Im sure I'll get a ton of negative feedback from that one....

  • 56 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 5:48pm

    Ya 547 way 2 lead the fatty on ur kinda a bitch

  • 55 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 5:48pm

    Yeah, this makes plenty of sense and this person isn't judgemental, just wants to have good, healthy kids.

  • 48 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 2:53pm

    Anyone with any intelligence has to think about what traits are passed to their kids! I think about that whenever i start getting serius, I dont want t waste my time. I like chicks with bodies that dont look real becuase theyre out of proportiony hot.

  • 47 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 6:05pm

    hmm that doesnt make me look to clever, lets try again, "until then you can keep your.... etc etc"

  • 44 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 9:40pm

    Like...a penis? Just move it aside, precious. lol

  • 45 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 5:32pm

    This is amazing. I want this on a shirt.

  • 49 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 4:34am

    This is why my boyfriend and I can be serious about each other--we're cute

  • 47 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 5:18pm

    all pussy looks the same in the dark

  • 45 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 5:04pm

    its ok...you can have that pre-ordered now.

  • 41 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 12:59pm

    Thank GOD! Finally someone understands.

  • 47 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 9:11pm

    I know exactly what the OP is talking about. It was hard breaking with Sandra. She had what some called retardation. When I told her it was over she had her hands to her chest all slanted and started to moan like a dying seal. One of the saddest days of my life.

  • 40 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 8:59pm

    Window sills are clear

  • 48 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 7:31pm

    It took 5:47 two years to dump a fat dude? I can get what I want from a fat chick and dispose of her in less than 46 minutes. Next.

  • 39 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 6:46pm

    OMG!!! I totally understand this!

  • 38 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 2:40pm

    actually, evolutionary speaking, OP makes sense.

  • 44 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 7:50pm

    I want my babies to be gingers. :) Amazing blue eyes is a plus.

  • 47 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 5:21pm

    I hope you can't pass along your judgmental douchebaggery.

  • 43 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 2:12am

    Really, OP? What a shallow bastard. Karma will undoubtedly bite you on the ass, and your kids will have huge ears, buck teeth and squinty little eyes from a relative of YOURS many generations ago.

    • 22 33
      Submitted by BlackDS on Feb 16, 12 at 5:23pm

      I dont get it. Im not going to ruin my genes simply for the sake of not being 'judgemental'. Man wants to have a good mate, thats perfectly natural and moral.

  • 37 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 8:54pm

    I'm blonde hair blue/green eyed

  • 44 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 6:12pm

    Lol I like how it's okay to go out with him for two years then decide he's too fat. And now be all smiley about it. Good for you 5:47 :D and you must have wanted to get negative feedback for that because only bitches and bastards would pat you on the back.

  • 44 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 6:37pm

    I hope I end up with a guy with blue eyes. Or green eyes just to see what happens.

  • 41 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 5:45pm

    this is so true. *high five* Gotta out breed the baddies!! or stupid in this case.

  • 36 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 5:58pm

    5:47 that was a dick move

  • 38 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 5:09am

    Cute isn't good enough, some of us are really picky and it worked. Our baby is beautiful.

  • 37 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 12:14am

    i feel for the OP. I married a bitch that could suck the chrome off a bumper -- but was pretty slow with a low IQ. Now I have kids that are slow, dimwitted underachievers that take after their cunt mother. I made a big mistake

  • 35 54
    Submitted by Premeau on Jul 9, 10 at 1:31pm

    well put

  • 38 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 1:26am

    This is why I broke up with my redheaded gf.

  • 39 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 5:50pm

    hahah ya I guess I am. Whatcha gonna do? :D

  • 42 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 6:29pm

    Then don't fuck ugly bitches and if you do drunk, don't fuck them again.

  • 32 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 1:24am

    903am... That's mighty early to be that pissed off. Maybe you should leave your car running in a garage shut the garage door and hop in your car and take a nice long nap?

  • 39 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 10:25pm

    5:47 is right. Life's short. Get out of it what you want. Way to have the courage to call it like you see it. Plus, nobody wants to be the person someone else settled for.

  • 41 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 6:04pm

    Oh get over yourself. Hes still one of my best friends, his current girlfriend is a model so its not like hes doing too badly and frankly once you wanna start porkin a fat chick you can sass me for ending that but until you then keep your ignorant opinions to yourself. Teehee :) (look Im so cool fighting with strangers!!! I hope at least some people can see the humor in this :D:D)

  • 36 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 5:23pm

    sense....this makes none

  • 35 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 12:42am

    Don't make me bitch slap you

  • 37 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 4:30am

    Thank God for the 210 over the 310.

  • 42 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 5:42pm

    typical asshole in LA

  • 29 49
    Submitted by Rasetsu on Jun 20, 10 at 1:02am

    You want your daughters to be drop dead sexy sluts??

  • 34 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 2:09am

    12:14 wow she can suck real gud, and I gradeated 3rd grade, yall is a couple made in heaven. Dumbass of the day award right here people. F4L53

  • 41 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 12:31am

    12:14 have some respect. im sure your dad is very proud to have a son who talks about the mother of his children that way.

  • 34 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 12:17am

    mmm 12:14... I feel that to call the mother a cunt for not being the smartest cookie is a little harsh, and to take it out on your kids and not love them unconditionally is kinda brutal. You made the decisions you made and should man up and make the best of it. However it is really brutal that you are this miserable because of choices you made years ago. I feel for that.

  • 40 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 2:31am

    That's what my grand daddy always told me.... 'don't have sex with anyone you wouldn't wanna have a baby by'

  • 38 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 8:11pm

    5:47 lol if u were with a fat dude that long it isn't physically possible for you to be attractive either ..

  • 32 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 5:20pm

    Ahhh yes, Los Angeles...

  • 40 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 5:04pm

    ps. FIRST BITCHESS! ^^

  • 40 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 10:38am

    903, waaaay too much anger. Tone down the crazy a bit.

  • 34 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 12:18am

    12:14 you got what you deserved...if your kids are that slow, you contributed too dont put all the blame on your wife, youre the one that married her based on her dick-sucking ablilities

  • 32 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 4:09am

    310 living up to our reputation of being the most conceited area codes of Los Angeles.

  • 34 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 4:28am

    Haha I think this is understandable

  • 29 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 9:31pm

    I understand and agree with OP.

  • 29 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 11:51pm

    youre all idiots no guy wants to be with you forever anyways..they want to fuck and make "fit" kids in the end and if you expect anyone to stay faithful to you, youre also sadly mistaken

  • 29 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 7:22am

    I didn't realize this sight turned into a therapy session about regret and poor choices. Lighten up up people this isn't AA. Can you have your moment of clarity some place else because you are ruining this for the rest if us?! Go have a shot or 6.