Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
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you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
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She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
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