what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
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