Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
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If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
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How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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