Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
This is classic penis vs brain.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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