It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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