I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
be right there i have to get my cape
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
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