What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
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