were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
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