Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
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i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
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Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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