She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
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Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
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Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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