Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
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i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
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I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
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