oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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