therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
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yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
tonight lets celebrate not being married
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
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I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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