yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
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They need to add a rating system along with the thumbs up/down, and maybe a fake button.
Not sure who's the bigger douche.... Ryan Cabrera or whoever is the author of this text...
He was in tally a few days ago too, and sang to a sorority house. totally possible.
I assumed this actually did happen, and the ryan cabrera referred to in the text was just some douche who had a hairdo like him
so cabrera is not famous enough to steal a beer from? i didn't realize there was a fame threshold when it came to drinking with people. guess i learned something today. only take a beer from someone who has been in a movie or had a song that's grossed more than, what, 10 million? keep me posted. i'd hate to screw this up.
also, i would do cabrera. in the anus.
2:18 chill out, it's tfln
why does it even matter if ryan cabrera is famous or not? the girl just stole his beer and talked about it via text. yall need to calm down
hahaha I owned a hedgehog around the time that he came out with that shitty music (video) a few years ago and I was like "oh shit he's got a whole litter up there"
He was in Orlando this weekend as well & blacked out drunk during the he gave, so it's entirely possible this is true
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's pretzel?!?!
Id do Ryan Cabrerra.
is that the dude whose hair looks like he has multiple hedgehogs on his head?
Eww at least drink with cool celebs
i'd do him too. in the anus.
It has nothing to do with how famous he is. It has everything to do with how much of a toolbag he is though. And the fact that you're putting so much effort into defending your shitty text IS starting to make this funny. But not in a good way.
he wasnt in jersey.....he was in wilmington lol
if yall dont find tfln funny then don't waste your time reading it because you clearly have much more important things to do with your life
I just looked it up to see who the thell that even is... and yes, multiple hedgehogs is a good description
fuck all of you. this was my text and i actually did do that lol i grabbed it out of his hand, took a sip, and handed it back lol
I'm from Orlando, and have partied with Ryan Cabrerra as well, at Chris Kirkpatrick's Super Bowl Party - true story. Not that I'm really proud of meeting either of these F-List celebs.
True or not it's a stupid text. Not funny
11:31, one word. Win.
he was in Wilmington, NC this weekend... saw him at a bar as well... he wouldn't sing to our friend for her bacherlorette party, so our friend asked him what he sang because no one could remember.
So, I guess we're going to pretend this actually happened?
These texts are getting so bad.
What's even more pathetic than this being unlikely is that this person thinks that this is something to be proud of. P.S.- It's Cabrera. Only 1 r.
He was in Jersey, Thats kind of Sad.
fuck all of you. this was my text and i actually did do that. He was partying in Wilmington after his show where i grabbed his beer out of his hand, took a sip, and handed it back
i'd totally do ryan cabrera! he's fucking hot!