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  • They need to add a rating system along with the thumbs up/down, and maybe a fake button.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 11:13am
  • Not sure who's the bigger douche.... Ryan Cabrera or whoever is the author of this text...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 3:32am
  • He was in tally a few days ago too, and sang to a sorority house. totally possible.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 4:50pm
  • I assumed this actually did happen, and the ryan cabrera referred to in the text was just some douche who had a hairdo like him

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 11:50am
  • why does it even matter if ryan cabrera is famous or not? the girl just stole his beer and talked about it via text. yall need to calm down

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 10:18pm
  • so cabrera is not famous enough to steal a beer from? i didn't realize there was a fame threshold when it came to drinking with people. guess i learned something today. only take a beer from someone who has been in a movie or had a song that's grossed more than, what, 10 million? keep me posted. i'd hate to screw this up. also, i would do cabrera. in the anus.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 10:36am
  • 2:18 chill out, it's tfln

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 4:45pm
  • He was in Orlando this weekend as well & blacked out drunk during the he gave, so it's entirely possible this is true

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 12:14pm
  • yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's pretzel?!?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 2:10pm
  • hahaha I owned a hedgehog around the time that he came out with that shitty music (video) a few years ago and I was like "oh shit he's got a whole litter up there"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 11:06am
  • Id do Ryan Cabrerra.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 11:24am
  • Eww at least drink with cool celebs

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 10:10am
  • i'd do him too. in the anus.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 12:03pm
  • is that the dude whose hair looks like he has multiple hedgehogs on his head?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 10:37am
  • he wasnt in jersey.....he was in wilmington lol if yall dont find tfln funny then don't waste your time reading it because you clearly have much more important things to do with your life

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 11:40am
  • I just looked it up to see who the thell that even is... and yes, multiple hedgehogs is a good description

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 10:38am
  • fuck all of you. this was my text and i actually did do that lol i grabbed it out of his hand, took a sip, and handed it back lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 2:09pm
  • It has nothing to do with how famous he is. It has everything to do with how much of a toolbag he is though. And the fact that you're putting so much effort into defending your shitty text IS starting to make this funny. But not in a good way.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 11:47am
  • I'm from Orlando, and have partied with Ryan Cabrerra as well, at Chris Kirkpatrick's Super Bowl Party - true story. Not that I'm really proud of meeting either of these F-List celebs.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 1:04pm
  • True or not it's a stupid text. Not funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 4:33pm
  • 11:31, one word. Win.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 11:48am
  • he was in Wilmington, NC this weekend... saw him at a bar as well... he wouldn't sing to our friend for her bacherlorette party, so our friend asked him what he sang because no one could remember.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 11:31am
  • So, I guess we're going to pretend this actually happened?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 11:09am
  • These texts are getting so bad.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 10:53am
  • What's even more pathetic than this being unlikely is that this person thinks that this is something to be proud of. P.S.- It's Cabrera. Only 1 r.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 5:30pm
  • He was in Jersey, Thats kind of Sad.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 10:36am
  • fuck all of you. this was my text and i actually did do that. He was partying in Wilmington after his show where i grabbed his beer out of his hand, took a sip, and handed it back

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 2:18pm
  • i'd totally do ryan cabrera! he's fucking hot!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 2:03pm