I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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