Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
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Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
you never un-have a 4some
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
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I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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