Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize