Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
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How the fuck did this make it past the mods???
Ran over a BMW? Does this guy drive a monster truck? And banging a 15 year old is never cool.
banging 15 year olds is always cool. so innocent.....
If you're sixteen I think it's ok.
old enough to pee is old enough for me!
BMW makes motorcycles too.
Ahh, now it makes sense.
I'm the dad who's taking this text to the cops and then paying some aryan boys to make your ass a drive through sperm bank
12 gauge shotgun wasn't the only thing that was pumped... Read the post again.
"Don't worry son, we will work something out"
Somewhere a 12-gauge shotgun was just pumped.
after this text the police were called to investigate a murder.
This is probably to a friend and saying there's no dad in the world that would be ok with that. \nEx: friend-"dude Jane's dad is chill"\nOp-"insert op txt"
just take the hull with you can they can't trace a 12 ga.
he speaks true and if you shoot him point blank with a blanket wrapped around the barrel it makes alot less noise
He won't mind, go ahead and tell him.
How do you "run over" a BMW?
Moderator, but anyone can vote on submitted text. I never understood people complaining about the "mods" when anyone can be a moderator.
My interpretation: Kid texting some girl's dad, saying that the dad should be pissed at someone else because they're the one who ran over his car and is nailing his daughter.