Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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