Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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