there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
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The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
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he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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