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  • Come on OP, give him a break. Everyone has a first time =]

    Submitted by Anonymous_ on Feb 3, 10 at 4:43pm
  • WOW!!! A mean thing to say don't ya think?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 2:53pm
  • What a bitch.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 3:46pm
  • Damn girl .. This boys giving you what will probably be the niced gift you'll ever get, but I guess you'd never be able to appreciate that because you are an ignorant STDed bitch which is probably why he was so nervous.. He was contimplating whether or not to run out the door an avoid catching a diseas

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 3:10pm
  • People aren't 'downing' it because it was the guy 's first time. They're downing it because it was an incredibly lame cheap shot at MJF!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 5:16pm
  • Shut up about Soviet Russia already. GOD

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 3:31pm
  • Oh please like michael j Fox would use a condom

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 2:56pm
  • Asshole

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 2:20pm
  • Thats fucked up. Michael J Fox is the shit. OP is a tasteless bitch. Not cool TFLN.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 6:22pm
  • Whoever wrote this is a fucking piece of shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 6:29pm
  • Awww! :((

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 3:54pm
  • 219 while I agree with your sentiment, he has parkinsons, not ms

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 2:28pm
  • Let me guess - it took him longer to start than it took him to finish?

    Submitted by Herschel on Feb 3, 10 at 2:05pm
  • Ever heard of karma asshole? You think that's funny? It'll be funny when you get some terrible life altering disease!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 12:27pm
  • Michael J. Fox's martinis are always shaken. because of Parkinson's.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 12:50am
  • so ignorant. I bet it wouldn't be so funny if you ended up with a fucking disability.. asshole.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 8:54pm
  • So cold, yet so funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 2:33pm
  • Man u guys are horrible. How could u really make fun of a suffering human being. I wish u could live a day in his shoes and see how funny it is then

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 5:45am
  • In soviet Russia Michael j. Fox jokes are still funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 3:00am
  • YES!!!! Fav so far

    Submitted by XLSuperman on Jul 6, 10 at 9:10pm
  • Awful

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 2:10pm
  • Your a black 

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 1:30am
  • Rude, your gonna get old and uglier, and break a hip one day and wish that you could have been a better person.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 11:51pm
  • I pray that you get Multiple Sclerosis in your lifetime. Your ignorance probably doesn't allow you to even spell the word correctly you little whore. he was probably shaking because he was terrified of the STD's and diseases he would contract if that condom broke while attempting to put it on. And God forbid he knock you up. It would ruin his life dumb ass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 2:19pm
    • Speaking of ignorance, you've got the wrong fucking disease. Michael J. Fox has Parkinson's, not multiple sclerosis.

      Submitted by Herschel on Feb 3, 10 at 2:29pm
  • Not funny!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 3:53pm
  • That's disgusting

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 2:15pm
  • 1:30 if I ever saw you I would beat the shit out of you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 6:05am
  • You fucking piece of shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 3:37pm
  • That's so fucked up and hilarious at the same time!!!! Lol this is truely a love/hate moment in comedy for me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 12:25am
  • this girl should have been used for stem cell research

    Submitted by yournamehere on Feb 5, 10 at 6:42am
  • 2:56 you are literally too stupid to insult.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 3:08pm
  • Ha!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 12:05am
  • Hilarious bc it pisses so many people off. Go on morally correct texts from last night (mctfln) if you want people's feelings and social contributions to be considered. I think they conveyed the situation pretty well.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 5:38pm
  • Dude don't be fussing Michael j fox! He's amazing!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 5:22pm
  • In soviet Russia we fuck Michael hard in gang bangs

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 4:54am
  • You're a @

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 2:09pm
  • aw i love it when guys get nervous around me! it's flattering and endearing at the same time.

    Submitted by sdrgdkftfulf on Feb 3, 10 at 6:34pm
  • L...O...L.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 8:47am
  • You're an insensitive piece of shit.

    Submitted by howyoudurn on Feb 4, 10 at 1:21am
  • Insensitive bitch. Do you realize how awful that is to both him and old Marty? Fuck you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 2:25pm
  • In Soviet Russia, condom puts Michael J. Fox on you!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 2:58pm
  • Proud of the united hatred here

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 2:23pm
  • Wow so such a great person for making fun of a person that is more a person that you will ever e!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 6:30am
  • Lol, that's fucked up!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 3:42pm
  • Bogus!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 3:08pm
  • It's sad that a cheap shot at MJF ended up on TFLN. Actually, it's sad that a lot of the texts that get posted seem to be lacking in humor.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 11:23am
  • I'll follow that last comment with this one..... Haiti demolished, thousands dead..."shakey" J. Fox's fault..... Too soon?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 1:37am
  • That's aweful and soooo not funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 2:00pm
  • Hey,Family Guy made fun of him. If public television can do it, why can't we?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 10:00pm
  • I guess it was a Jittery fuck?

    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Feb 3, 10 at 2:08pm
  • Awesome! Like Mohammed ali! Amazing drummers without even trying! You dancing and getting jiffy? No, I have parkinsons hahaha cripple!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 7:03pm
  • Why is everyong downing the girl(or guy...) about this? It was his first time, he's going to not know what going on. He's at fault aswell. So stfu and leave the poor girl(or guy) alone. -that one guy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 4:46pm
  • Fucking dick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 9:26pm
  • too soon

    Submitted by east on Apr 14, 10 at 8:34pm
  • That's awful!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 2:05pm
  • You're a dipshit I hope you drown in a river of used condoms and HIV infected needles.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 5:28am
  • Hilarious cause it's great to make fun of other people and things that can't be prevented.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 5:43pm
  • Wow your a piece of shit that's just messed up you would make fun of someone with PD like that. MjF has contributed more to society then u ever will!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 5:25pm
  • Lol Damn that had me rollin .. Sum pol need a sense of humor tho

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 8:52pm
  • Shame. Poor kid.

    Submitted by hipstetscum on May 18, 10 at 7:32pm
  • Fuck all of you quit crying

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 8:20am
  • You stupid mother fuka

    Submitted by emilygelhar on Mar 2, 10 at 4:31am
  • 6:42, brilliant

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 1:07am
  • Look at it this way, first timers always last long. I remember my first time i lasted a couple hours because I was so nervous I couldn't get it all the way up.

    Submitted by RAAAAAAAANDY on Feb 3, 10 at 2:11pm
  • In Soviet Russia, 3:08 uses lines from The Hangover on you! Classic:)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 3:20pm
  • i hope the op gets parkinson.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 3:38pm
  • Lol Michael J Fox joke.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 11:33pm
  • Fucking whore

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 10:07pm
  • It prolly didn't help that he had a chode

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 2:43am
  • Hahahahahahaha!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 3:37pm
  • It amazes me how fucked up people think this text is like they never laughed at a joke about a famous person before like Michael Jackson for example. All u people need to lighten up and if u don't like it don't read it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 10:35pm
  • Cry me a river, build me a bridge, and get the fuck over it That's funny to a lot of people and if you don't like it go cry to someone who cares ;D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 10:11pm
  • That is soooooo mean!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 6:56pm
  • Aha 3:08 I was thinking the same thing ahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 3:14pm
  • Go fuck your self

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 2:06pm
  • Wow you are a fucking ass hole!! Yeah sure people make fun of someone like Micheal Jackson. But seriously? That's no comparison to THIS. Micheal j. Fox can't help how he is. However Micheal Jackson fucked himself up. Just remember karmas a bitch!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 9:11pm
  • In soviet Russia, condoms are too small to fit - Soviet Russian 

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 2:06pm
  • In Soviet Russia, God shuts YOU up!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 3:35pm