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  • Submitted by Anonymous_ on Feb 3, 10 at 4:43pm

    Come on OP, give him a break. Everyone has a first time =]

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 2:53pm

    WOW!!! A mean thing to say don't ya think?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 3:10pm

    Damn girl .. This boys giving you what will probably be the niced gift you'll ever get, but I guess you'd never be able to appreciate that because you are an ignorant STDed bitch which is probably why he was so nervous.. He was contimplating whether or not to run out the door an avoid catching a diseas

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 5:16pm

    People aren't 'downing' it because it was the guy 's first time. They're downing it because it was an incredibly lame cheap shot at MJF!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 3:46pm

    What a bitch.

  • 95 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 2:56pm

    Oh please like michael j Fox would use a condom

  • 98 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 2:20pm

    Asshole

  • 87 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 6:29pm

    Whoever wrote this is a fucking piece of shit

  • 86 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 3:53pm

    Not funny!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 3:31pm

    Shut up about Soviet Russia already. GOD

  • 93 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 6:22pm

    Thats fucked up. Michael J Fox is the shit. OP is a tasteless bitch. Not cool TFLN.

  • 84 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 3:00am

    In soviet Russia Michael j. Fox jokes are still funny

  • 79 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 8:54pm

    so ignorant. I bet it wouldn't be so funny if you ended up with a fucking disability.. asshole.

  • 78 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 6:05am

    1:30 if I ever saw you I would beat the shit out of you

  • 81 70
    Submitted by sdrgdkftfulf on Feb 3, 10 at 6:34pm

    aw i love it when guys get nervous around me! it's flattering and endearing at the same time.

  • 72 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 12:27pm

    Ever heard of karma asshole? You think that's funny? It'll be funny when you get some terrible life altering disease!

  • 84 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 11:51pm

    Rude, your gonna get old and uglier, and break a hip one day and wish that you could have been a better person.

  • 78 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 2:28pm

    219 while I agree with your sentiment, he has parkinsons, not ms

  • 81 75
    Submitted by yournamehere on Feb 5, 10 at 6:42am

    this girl should have been used for stem cell research

  • 79 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 6:30am

    Wow so such a great person for making fun of a person that is more a person that you will ever e!!!

  • 75 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 5:45am

    Man u guys are horrible. How could u really make fun of a suffering human being. I wish u could live a day in his shoes and see how funny it is then

  • 81 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 2:10pm

    Awful

  • 77 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 5:38pm

    Hilarious bc it pisses so many people off. Go on morally correct texts from last night (mctfln) if you want people's feelings and social contributions to be considered. I think they conveyed the situation pretty well.

  • 90 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 5:25pm

    Wow your a piece of shit that's just messed up you would make fun of someone with PD like that. MjF has contributed more to society then u ever will!

  • 84 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 2:33pm

    So cold, yet so funny

  • 80 77
    Submitted by Herschel on Feb 3, 10 at 2:05pm

    Let me guess - it took him longer to start than it took him to finish?

  • 74 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 3:37pm

    You fucking piece of shit

  • 86 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 2:19pm

    I pray that you get Multiple Sclerosis in your lifetime. Your ignorance probably doesn't allow you to even spell the word correctly you little whore. he was probably shaking because he was terrified of the STD's and diseases he would contract if that condom broke while attempting to put it on. And God forbid he knock you up. It would ruin his life dumb ass

    • 70 85
      Submitted by Herschel on Feb 3, 10 at 2:29pm

      Speaking of ignorance, you've got the wrong fucking disease. Michael J. Fox has Parkinson's, not multiple sclerosis.

      • 62 83
        Submitted by douchemonger on Feb 3, 10 at 4:25pm

        And the point to Heschel...

  • 80 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 3:54pm

    Awww! :((

  • 77 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 3:42pm

    Lol, that's fucked up!

  • 72 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 2:05pm

    That's awful!

  • 77 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 3:08pm

    2:56 you are literally too stupid to insult.

  • 76 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 11:23am

    It's sad that a cheap shot at MJF ended up on TFLN. Actually, it's sad that a lot of the texts that get posted seem to be lacking in humor.

  • 71 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 10:11pm

    Cry me a river, build me a bridge, and get the fuck over it That's funny to a lot of people and if you don't like it go cry to someone who cares ;D

  • 74 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 12:25am

    That's so fucked up and hilarious at the same time!!!! Lol this is truely a love/hate moment in comedy for me.

  • 73 79
    Submitted by howyoudurn on Feb 4, 10 at 1:21am

    You're an insensitive piece of shit.

  • 73 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 1:37am

    I'll follow that last comment with this one..... Haiti demolished, thousands dead..."shakey" J. Fox's fault..... Too soon?

  • 70 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 2:25pm

    Insensitive bitch. Do you realize how awful that is to both him and old Marty? Fuck you.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 2:58pm

    In Soviet Russia, condom puts Michael J. Fox on you!

  • 73 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 12:05am

    Ha!

  • 69 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 2:23pm

    Proud of the united hatred here

  • 65 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 8:20am

    Fuck all of you quit crying

  • 72 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 12:50am

    Michael J. Fox's martinis are always shaken. because of Parkinson's.

  • 67 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 10:00pm

    Hey,Family Guy made fun of him. If public television can do it, why can't we?

  • 63 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 1:30am

    Your a black 

  • 72 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 7:03pm

    Awesome! Like Mohammed ali! Amazing drummers without even trying! You dancing and getting jiffy? No, I have parkinsons hahaha cripple!

  • 61 65
    Submitted by XLSuperman on Jul 6, 10 at 9:10pm

    YES!!!! Fav so far

  • 65 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 1:07am

    6:42, brilliant

  • 68 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 2:15pm

    That's disgusting

  • 64 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 8:47am

    L...O...L.

  • 72 88
    Submitted by RAAAAAAAANDY on Feb 3, 10 at 2:11pm

    Look at it this way, first timers always last long. I remember my first time i lasted a couple hours because I was so nervous I couldn't get it all the way up.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 4:46pm

    Why is everyong downing the girl(or guy...) about this? It was his first time, he's going to not know what going on. He's at fault aswell. So stfu and leave the poor girl(or guy) alone. -that one guy.

  • 62 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 3:08pm

    Bogus!

  • 65 76
    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Feb 3, 10 at 2:08pm

    I guess it was a Jittery fuck?

  • 73 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 3:20pm

    In Soviet Russia, 3:08 uses lines from The Hangover on you! Classic:)

  • 67 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 10:35pm

    It amazes me how fucked up people think this text is like they never laughed at a joke about a famous person before like Michael Jackson for example. All u people need to lighten up and if u don't like it don't read it

  • 69 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 2:09pm

    You're a @

  • 69 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 2:00pm

    That's aweful and soooo not funny

  • 74 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 9:26pm

    Fucking dick

  • 66 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 5:28am

    You're a dipshit I hope you drown in a river of used condoms and HIV infected needles.

  • 65 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 5:22pm

    Dude don't be fussing Michael j fox! He's amazing!

  • 63 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 10:07pm

    Fucking whore

  • 56 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 6:56pm

    That is soooooo mean!!!

  • 64 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 4:54am

    In soviet Russia we fuck Michael hard in gang bangs

  • 67 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 8:52pm

    Lol Damn that had me rollin .. Sum pol need a sense of humor tho

  • 56 71
    Submitted by east on Apr 14, 10 at 8:34pm

    too soon

  • 58 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 11:33pm

    Lol Michael J Fox joke.

  • 58 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 2:43am

    It prolly didn't help that he had a chode

  • 58 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 2:06pm

    Go fuck your self

  • 49 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 3:38pm

    i hope the op gets parkinson.

  • 60 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 3:37pm

    Hahahahahahaha!

  • 56 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 9:11pm

    Wow you are a fucking ass hole!! Yeah sure people make fun of someone like Micheal Jackson. But seriously? That's no comparison to THIS. Micheal j. Fox can't help how he is. However Micheal Jackson fucked himself up. Just remember karmas a bitch!

  • 61 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 3:14pm

    Aha 3:08 I was thinking the same thing ahaha

  • 48 69
    Submitted by hipstetscum on May 18, 10 at 7:32pm

    Shame. Poor kid.

  • 53 82
    Submitted by emilygelhar on Mar 2, 10 at 4:31am

    You stupid mother fuka

  • 59 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 5:43pm

    Hilarious cause it's great to make fun of other people and things that can't be prevented.

  • 55 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 2:06pm

    In soviet Russia, condoms are too small to fit - Soviet Russian 

  • 50 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 3:35pm

    In Soviet Russia, God shuts YOU up!