Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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