Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
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All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
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i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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