If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
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She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
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Bring me that man meat
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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