Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
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