A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Randomize
