I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
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Your 2 inches have nothing to do with America.
I've never felt so patriotic...you should play the "sons of liberty" theme to that comment
Or the Team America theme song.... AMERICA!!! FUCK YEAH!!!
I was picturing the opening where ocelot throws his coat only its me and the towel and metal gear ray is my penis
Maybe his doodle is a dandy?
I'm sure he's glad he's not from here then.
Brendan haha #winning!!
Awww so it was non apparent....
"I swear it's bigger if you use the metric system!"
Everything's bigger in Texas.
Jokes America I know I'll be abused for saying that but nobody accidentally flashes their penis
OP is a guy.
Of course it's a guy, since a woman would have a hard time flashin an American penis. Ignoramus!
Duh Brendan. That's the point
Lol very funny
May have flashed... Means you did not do it intentionally?