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  • Submitted by ReesesPoofs on Jan 4, 12 at 3:31pm

    Your 2 inches have nothing to do with America.

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      Submitted by nunubeest on Jan 4, 12 at 6:07pm

      I've never felt so patriotic...you should play the "sons of liberty" theme to that comment

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        Submitted by WhiteTrashWonder on Jan 5, 12 at 2:17am

        Or the Team America theme song.... AMERICA!!! FUCK YEAH!!!

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          Submitted by nunubeest on Jan 5, 12 at 2:05pm

          I was picturing the opening where ocelot throws his coat only its me and the towel and metal gear ray is my penis

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    Submitted by porksword on Jan 4, 12 at 9:00pm

    Maybe his doodle is a dandy?

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    Submitted by princesspink on Jan 4, 12 at 7:46pm

    Everything's bigger in Texas.

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    Submitted by jnyhammerstix on Jan 5, 12 at 2:42am

    "I swear it's bigger if you use the metric system!"

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    Submitted by ninjatwurdle on Jan 4, 12 at 5:07pm

    Brendan haha #winning!!

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    Submitted by iiSunshine on Jan 5, 12 at 12:03am

    I'm sure he's glad he's not from here then.

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    Submitted by aussie_axle on Jan 5, 12 at 11:48am

    Awww so it was non apparent....

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    Submitted by aussie_axle on Jan 5, 12 at 11:50am

    Jokes America I know I'll be abused for saying that but nobody accidentally flashes their penis

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    Submitted by BrendanA on Jan 4, 12 at 4:09pm

    OP is a guy.

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      Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Jan 4, 12 at 5:00pm

      Of course it's a guy, since a woman would have a hard time flashin an American penis. Ignoramus!

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    Submitted by jessica112 on Jan 4, 12 at 9:53pm

    Lol very funny

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    Submitted by wildcatsbabe527 on Jan 4, 12 at 4:41pm

    Duh Brendan. That's the point

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    Submitted by vertigo on Jan 5, 12 at 5:49pm

    Ha ha

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    Submitted by haynay23 on Jan 4, 12 at 6:12pm

    May have flashed... Means you did not do it intentionally?

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    Submitted by ihaaaaaaavepenis on Jan 5, 12 at 6:42pm

    Tf;ld