I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
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Your 2 inches have nothing to do with America.
I've never felt so patriotic...you should play the "sons of liberty" theme to that comment
Or the Team America theme song.... AMERICA!!! FUCK YEAH!!!
I was picturing the opening where ocelot throws his coat only its me and the towel and metal gear ray is my penis
Maybe his doodle is a dandy?
I'm sure he's glad he's not from here then.
Brendan haha #winning!!
"I swear it's bigger if you use the metric system!"
Awww so it was non apparent....
Jokes America I know I'll be abused for saying that but nobody accidentally flashes their penis
Everything's bigger in Texas.
OP is a guy.
Of course it's a guy, since a woman would have a hard time flashin an American penis. Ignoramus!
Lol very funny
Duh Brendan. That's the point
May have flashed... Means you did not do it intentionally?