Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
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