Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
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Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
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Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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