he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Randomize
