You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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