if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
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I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
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I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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