What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Randomize
