return my video game
You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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