By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
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