We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
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Did you remember to caress his bulbs?
Did you use the same hand with the green thumb?
Just goes to show...you can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think.
I think dumsumbitch got it right
Too bad it was only a handjob. Next time try sucking the nectar from his stamen.
This is why I give blow jobs. no room for awkward conversation
gotta love eastern NC.....
Ahh 5th graders.
Ahhh the married life, what a dreadful thing.
You must not be very good at it then.