guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
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He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
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Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
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