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  • At least your shower head finds the clit every time!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 1:24pm
  • Read the text again. Would the OP really be masturbating with a showerhead if she's the slut? Doesn't it sound more like whoever the OP is texting is the real slut? In the kind, sensitive world of TFLN, even if the sex is sporadic, even if it's with a long-term partner, having sex makes every girl everywhere a slut... so who knows?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 1:41pm
  • Fuck yes. I love this<3

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 3:48pm
  • i don't think you're suppose to spray the water inside the pussy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 2:32pm
  • Gotta love the Northshore

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 9:35pm
  • Oh my, 3:20 is a prick..look at that!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 6:53pm
  • Hi Sheri, It's your shower head. Please don't try to stick me up your butt anymore.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 1:33pm
  • How does that work? She does a handstand in the shower?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 10:07am
  • Well, if mine does I'm sure urs will...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 2:27am
  • Go fuck yourself 3:20. If men didn't treat women like sex slaves and objects, the OP wouldn't even have to say that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 7:56pm
  • Just use a man and get rid of him. Want his respect? Don't respect him.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 3:40pm
  • What else are women good for? Except to fuck, suck, and cook? Other then that, they are worthless cum receptacles.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 8:49pm
  • it would be a detachable shower head, sweetie. use you sense.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 4:39pm
  • 1:53 Sorry, I am all out of cherries

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 1:56pm
  • oh look, 3:20 is trying to start a tfln argument...how original.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 3:23pm
  • You spray that waterjet in that pussy, girl! Go on!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 1:44pm
  • Haha my area code :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 7:36pm
  • Amen to that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 9:35am
  • I bet you would bring your showerhead a sandwich without bitching....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 3:20pm
  • 2:32 um, you wouldn't be spraying it INSIDE. It's called a clit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 3:07pm
  • 9:07 because men only use showerheads to shower, sweetie.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 9:54am
  • wtf is wrong with you people? Its called MASTURBATING!. EVERYONE (almost) does it. Grow the fuck up people.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 4:17am
  • Amen 1:41, amen. I couldn't have said it better.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 4:15am
  • ..... Why do people assume this is a girl? People are so fast to call girls sluts. Not only that but what's the point? There are about 50 posts saying the same thing. No shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 9:07pm
  • 8:49 I like the way u talk about your mother

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 11:05pm
  • YAY, finally an actual text the op probably shouldn't have sent! I hate it when people say mean things but don't understand that physical does not equal emotional.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 5:28pm
  • I'll respect you, baby!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 2:20am
  • Then stop being a slut.....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 1:27pm
  • If u live in st tammony and r hot I'll respect u n the shower n the morning, afternoon, and at night. Booya

    Submitted by bsgrinnell on Aug 24, 10 at 9:15pm
  • Showerheads are soooooo gooooood.

    Submitted by yewinnhard on Jan 25, 12 at 8:51pm