we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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