jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
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There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
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How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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