you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
Randomize
