the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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