...so i touched it.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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